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8th February 2014

Parcarea subterana de la na-mall va fi cu plata…

Tot aud si vad prin diverse locuri comentarii, gemete si icnete de protest pe tema asta de citeva zile.

Da, din 10 februarie va fi parcarea subterana cu plata. Buuuuu fucking huuu! Foarte bine! Hai sa stabilim niste puncte clare ca sa nu iti mai tremure cerebelu’ de nervi:

1. E parcare privata, astia de la mall au facut-o, e a lor deci fac ce vor muschii lor de atleti burtosi cu ea.

2. Nu-ti convine, parchezi altundeva si iti misti suncile 50-100 de metri pana la terasa/cafeneaua unde atarni de obicei si vei avea satisfactia sa le zici aastora “fuck your mama’s dead people mah! ca tot n-am platit!”.
3. Foarte bine au facut. In felul asta se va tria grau’ de neghina. Cine are cumparaturi rapide de facut va gasi mai usor un loc de parcare accesibil. Atarnatorii cu masini, fite si basini, cei care umbla cu brelocu de
bemveu si ei au dacie, sug la un cola prin baruri ca sa fie vazuti de paprudele pe toace, se dau mari si tari dar daca ii cauti prin buzunare n-au nici 100 de lei, ei bine, cocalarii astia de 3 parale n-o sa mai parcheze
subteran, ceea ce nu poate decit sa ma bucure.

4. Hai sa fim seriosi, daca ai masina, iti permiti sa mergi la mall pentru diverse incit sa stai o ora chiar doua, atunci poti da si 2-4 lei pentru a parca ca belferu’, la botu’ calului, ferit de intemperii.

5. E drept, exista un aspect la care ar trebui umblat. Nu e destul ca daca faci cumparaturi de 100 primesti o ora gratuita. Ne e corect asa. Adica dac’ merg la un film, fac cumparaturi si basca halesc o saorma care dupa
calculele mele tine vo’ 3-4 ore, eu am doar o ora moca si restu le platesc? Nu e ok de loc. Pe tema asta ar trebui sa fie ceva de genu:
- ai mers la film, parcare moca 3 ore.
- mergi la sala de fitzness in mall, parcare moca 4 ore.
- ti-ai umflat matele la futcort, parcare moca 1 ora
Si etecera, ca te-ai prins tu de idee.

Ce e de facut? Sint 3 variante:
Unu. Te conformezi.
Doi. Iti infigi crenvustu’ in pita lor si parchezi unde poti.
Trei. Protestezi prin boicotarea na-mall. Adeca nu mai calci vericule pe acolo. Nici pe jos nici cu masina.
Sau faci o adunare generala. Lumea nu intelege puterea care o are o masa mare de oameni si din motivul asta nu se organizeaza. Te prinzi cu mine ca daca citeva mii de oameni se aduna in fata intrarii la mall si striga vrem alte reguli/tarife la parcare si face asta in mod sistematic, zile la rand daca e necesar, astia vor asculta? Dar asta nu se va intampla niciodata. Noi astia nu cunoastem organizarea pentru scopuri comune. Ce
dracu’, n-am fost in stare nici de o revolutie adevarata. Am inceput-o si i-am lasat pe altii sa umfle potu’ si noi ne-am multumit cu piscotu’.

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2nd February 2014

The counsellor

L-am vazut acum o ora dar inca il digerez. Pentru cei care au vazut trailerul si se asteapta la un film de actiune va zic din start, forget about it. E drept, scenele de violenta, nuditate, limbajul deocheat nu lipsesc dar ritmul in care se petrec evenimentele e frustrant de incet.
Trecuse mai bine de jumatate de film si eu inca nu stiam ce mama masii se intimpla exact. Fassbender, Cruz, Bardem, Pitt chiar si Cameron Diaz joca excelent dar povestea in sine este greu de privit. Si devine enervanta spre sfarsit, mai ales pentru ca motivatia actiunii caracterelor mi se pare lipsita de substanta. Pe mine m-a lasat cu un gust amar. Singura parte interesanta-amuzanta e personajul lui Bardem care e un fel de comic relief pana la un anumit punct.

In concluzie, e un film pe care nu l-as revedea, nu il recomand celor slabi de inger si merg pana acolo sa zic ca mai bine ma uitam la Filth ( to be commented soon).

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2nd February 2014

Apropo de stupid people

Care e faza fratele meu din alta mama cu idiotii retardati fara functii superioare cerebrale cu cap sa nu le ploua in gat si far pic de bun simt care parcheaza de parca ar fi pe tarlaua lu’masa?

Dupa ce ca au supt/dat spaga pentru permis si incurca traficu pentru noi astia normali (vorba vine si se duce) mai tre’ sa ne reguleze nervii si in faza statica cand isi caca (nu pot zice parcheaza, asta presupune niste reguli de care astia habar nu au) masina pe trotuar?

Stimate vecin/vecina, iti doresc din tot sufletelul meu sa intalnesti peste tot doar soferi asemeni tie care ocupa 2 locuri de parcare si tu sa ramai cu buzele umflate sa te invarti pana mori in bezna cautand un loc unde sa-ti vari masina, parabusi-sar peste tine la prima pana ce o faci.

Sau si mai bine, sa dai peste unu care e mai nebun decit mine si iti va taia cauciucurile ca sa simti ceva prin pielea aia de bocanc rusesc ce o numesti obraz.

Wooooooosssssaaaaaaaa.

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2nd February 2014

Sex on the first date?

This is a question that has always split the world in two sides: antique and modern, old and new, Old fashioned and unorthodox and even, I’m going on a limb here, women and men.

Men say yes to this, not all of them loudly, the women, in a vast majority say “hell no!”

Let me present the setting. You met someone, you went out for a coffee/soda/beer/ice-cream (we all scream for ice cream), and spent together a couple of hours having a good time, you feel an attraction towards him/her, in other words you feel that tingle. What do you do? You give in to the impulse and try to go further or you politely say good night and goodbye?

And here comes the part that depends on your education, experience, misconceptions and especially for the ladies, the image self-awareness: What will he think of me if I give in on the first date? Will he still respect me? What all he wants is a one night stand?

I think you already realized that this post is addressed especially to the women. Ladies, if you are asking yourself this question, you better be honest with yourself firstly. You don’t have to worry about what the guy thinks; will do, that you won’t be able to control, the right question is this one: Do I like him enough in order to give myself to him? Do I want to do this? All your worries and fears can come true even in the few days, weeks or months that you postpone the “after date party”.

A lot of women think that by making the guy wait they will see if he wants only to sleep with them or more than that. You are so wrong my dears! The man you are worried about, the hunter- conqueror that leaves a trail of post coitus victims behind him, that guy can wait forever if he wants to have you and then leave you. He will say to you everything you want to hear until he gets “the prize”. And then? You lost those days/weeks/months only to realize something you could have found out in the first hours of the first date…

I know, most of you will say I’m playing the devil’s advocate. Still, if you look from outside the box, it’s better this way.

Another reason for not delaying the thing is sexual compatibility. Even if only few of you will admit it, sex plays a major role in a couple’s life. Yes, sex flies out from the picture after let’s say, you’re 60-70, but I’m not writing for retired folks let’s be clear on that ok? :)

In conclusion, if you want to and you like it, why beat around the bush? Why so formal? Why waste time when you can almost instantly find out if he/she suits you? I know, for most of you this sounds like instigating to debauchery but I don’t see a lack of morality in checking one of the most important compatibilities right away. We live in the era of speed, life passes by ten times faster than decades of years ago, so we can’t afford to maintain concepts and rules that don’t apply to the present anymore and aren’t practical, especially if they’re not practical.

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1st February 2014

About ET aka Aliens

Almost every time I look at the stars I wonder what is out there, light years away.

ET exists or not? It’s one of the most persistent questions of man. Just like there are two camps, of believers and non-believers, there are two responses.

What says one and what claims the other?

The naysayers believe them self’s alone in space, galaxy, the masters of the universe. The supporters see everywhere little green men and flying saucers, the fanatics of course.

I had read some years ago in a book about a calculation regarding the planets in the universe. Approximately 1,000 planets are similar to the one we breathe on, so there are 1000 possible sources for an ET life. You must be terribly arrogant and limited to think that you are alone in the universe.

What proofs do the non-believers got? Just one and overwhelming, they think: We haven’t met, touched, talked, drank a beer with ET yet. In other words, “didn’t saw him, he doesn’t exist”, pictures or it didn’t happened. Still, there are a lot of things that we didn’t saw, or we cannot see with our eyes and their existence has been demonstrated. The air and the magnetic fields are just two plain examples. Let’s not forget that a couple of hundred years ago they were claiming high and mighty that the sun revolves around our planet or that the earth is flat.

On the other side? Countless proofs, meaning witnesses, about UFO’s in different shapes and colors, not to mention abduction of people that claim to have been on the probing table of an unearthly being. And it’s not just that, they also have different mentioning’s of mysterious presences on our sky’s along hundreds of years. On top of that, even in the bible we can find descriptions (as the people of that time were able to) of some flying devices. There are too many questions marks, you cannot ignore them. How about the famous Nazca lines that stretch for miles and can be seen only from high above just as they were meant for something? There is to add the many mysteries about the source of the knowledge ancient civilizations had, some cave drawings that resemble dead on with UFO’s, stone carvings that look a lot like a rocket and it’s pilot (Sun temple from Palenque, see picture below) and many, many other examples that make you (if your mind helps and you’re not retarded) ask yourself if there is something out there, beyond the stars.

I believe there is, only they don’t want to come among us, we are to undeveloped, not technologically, just as heart and soul.

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