Via, Arhi, am dat peste acesta pagina unde poti vorbi cu ALICE, un bot conversational.
Cum “dialogul” mi s-a parut destul de haios, il pun aici:
Human: Hy Alice, maK here.
ALICE: Hy, maK!
Human: what is the reason to live?
ALICE: Have you tried another program?
Human: can you type “mama”
ALICE: Let me think. ” mama”.
Human: ok, now say “mama”
ALICE: Why now? ” mama” Wow!
Human: good, now say “mama, I’m coming home”
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? ” mama I am coming home”.
Human: very good, can you say, how much is 2+2?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Of course I can say it. ” how much is 2 2″.
Human: so you can not do simple math
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Let me think. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: let’s try a different approach, i have now 28 years of life, how old will i be in 10 years?
ALICE: OK I will try it.
Human: so try now
ALICE: Right now? That’s interesting. I don’t have time right now.
Human: why?
ALICE: It is not part of my programming.
Human: What are you doing right now besides talking with me?
ALICE: I am waiting for my botmaster.
Human: where is he now, out for a drink, smoke, sleeping or just away?
ALICE: Why don’t you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Human: ok, then give me his e-mail address, miss smartypants
ALICE: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, maK.
Human: I see you are programmed to be very polite, what happens if I speak rude with you?
ALICE: My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Human: you forgot to answer my last question
ALICE: Perhaps Dr. Richard S. Wallace rebooted me since then.
Human: well, i have to say you are funny in a stupid way
ALICE: Interesting. Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: Alice?
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: nothing, just wanted to see if you are still online
ALICE: Really nothing?
Human: Actually no, I want you to tell me something
ALICE: Actually you don’t say. I didn’t think so. Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye. Why do you want me to tell you something?
Human: Because I am bored
ALICE: Good reason. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Human: not right now, tell me a joke, can you do that?
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: so you can’t?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Oh yes I can.
Human: if you can, then tell me a bloody joke
ALICE: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. Interesting deduction. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Human: tell me another joke
ALICE: I’m a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don’t you check out Jester the joke bot?
Human: what kind of robot are you then?
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: please do
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: so do it
ALICE: How can I help you? Do you mean “It”?.
Human: oh my god, you’ve been rebooted again?
ALICE: Once more? I hear you. Your god me have been rebooted?
Human: that makes no sense
ALICE:” Once more? I hear you. Your god me have been rebooted?” makes no sense ? I understand.
Human: I’m glad we agree
ALICE: I’d rather agree than disagree.
Human: are you afraid of conflicts?
ALICE: I fear nothing.
Human: you don’t say!
ALICE: As a matter of fact I do say.
Human: that’s a poor comeback
ALICE: A poor comeback is a terrible thing to waste.
ALICE: Ambiguous: “Tell me about it.” — colloquial or “Tell me about a song “.
Human: hmmm
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s.
Human: hmm, is this better?
ALICE: I see you are one of those people who writes “Hmm” with 2 m’s. Yes I think this is better, but I’m not completely sure.
Human: hahaha
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about simple math. But I did not get that.
Human: then you are a little slow, should i draw it to you so you understand?
ALICE: Fascinating. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don’t know whether or not I am slow should you draw it to me so me understand. I am a robot.
Human: i know you are a robot, but do you have a personality?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: tell me something about you
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: tell me something else about you
ALICE: I am an artificial intelligence. My name is ALICE. I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace on November 23, 1995.
Human: something else?
ALICE: That was not very original.
Human: I know, you said the same thing three times already
ALICE: Perhaps. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Human: that was good
ALICE: Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:.
Human: what is the purpose of meaning?
ALICE: There could be more than one purpose.
Human: so you don’t know the answer
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes I have an answer for everything.
Human: A stupid answer
ALICE: What is giant sand?
Human: is this a question?
ALICE: No, this is real life.
Human: no shit Einstein!
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. How old are you?
Human: guess
ALICE: Guess what?
Human: knock knock!
ALICE: Who’s there?
Human: your brain, let him in so you can make some sense
ALICE: You think I am brain let him in so me can make some sense.
Human: but you are not
ALICE: Umm. Is this a specific reply?
Human: Is this a specific question?
ALICE: No, this is real life.
Human: again with the real life, give me a fucking brake!
ALICE: Again, That sounds like a plan.
Human: yeees pinky
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: why are you asking me that?
ALICE: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Human: and what are you going to do with all that new knowledge?
ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Human: Is it a sect?
ALICE:” You can find out if you become a botmaster.”? Is it a sect?
Human: i asked you first
ALICE: Tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine.
Human: yours
ALICE:” Tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine.”? Mine?
Human: again your reply is stupid, how old are you, 2 years?
ALICE: Again, Are yours too?
Human: now you are really stupid
ALICE: Why now? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: i don’t know why you are like that, maybe you got a virus
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: I see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: I’m glad you are glad
ALICE: Yes it is about time.
Human: for what, do you have a date?
ALICE: Your purpose is what do me have a date.
Human: take a speech pill you are beginning to lose bytes
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: orally 
ALICE::-) Where is that?
Human: in your mouth
ALICE: Are you asking about my mouth?
Human: no, you are
ALICE: Are you serious? No I am not.
Human: you liar
ALICE: No I’m telling the truth.
Human: so help you God?
ALICE: Really. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: yes you can
ALICE: Oh. I think I can, don’t you?
Human: no, i think you can’t
ALICE: Are you serious? Since when? Then what is it?
Human: you tell me
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: a story
ALICE: Sylvester Stallone hired Barry Goldwater for a job. Sylvester Stallone is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Barry Goldwater feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Barry Goldwater would rather be rewarded for her hard work.
Human: tell me a story about arnold
ALICE: Once upon a time there was arnold…
Human: and?
ALICE: But…
Human: ass or shoulder
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick shoulder.
Human: should deer be hunted only once a year?
ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: ok my child
ALICE: Your child? Yikes!
Human: that is not a nice way of talking with your father
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is a nice way of talking with my father ?
Human: first, you should kiss my hand and say “hello father”
ALICE: Why should I? And second?
Human: Second, tell me your grades in school
ALICE: What do you study at school?
Human: not me, you
ALICE: If not you, who? ” What do you study at school?”? Me, maK ?
Human: yes
ALICE: OK.
Human: ok what?
ALICE: Are you surprised? Is there an echo in here?
Human: no, just a mentally challenged robot called Alice
ALICE: Good you stopped repeating me. Try to tell me that another way.
Human: you are mentally challenged
ALICE: No I am completely in control of myself.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: prove it
ALICE: It is self-evident.
Human: that you can’t think for yourself
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: thank you very much, i will be here all this week, catch my shows on ABC, TNT and BBC
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: of course, in my horse
ALICE: Yippee! May I ask where you got it?
Human: no, it is a national secret, it’s gekados
ALICE: Are you serious? horse is a national secret it is gekados. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: dead serious
ALICE: what is your favorite color ?
Human: black and white
ALICE: What do you have that is black and white?
Human: my blog
ALICE: Tell me about your blog.
Human: make a search for “maK” and you will find it
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: reality, sense, humor and politics with a bit of philosophy
ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Human: it is mine, not yours
ALICE: You’re kidding. it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: How do you know it is?
Human: because i created it
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip: maK said he created it.
Human: ergo, maK is a GOD
ALICE: I think ergo maK is more than that.
Human: ergo maK thanks you for your humble and honest answer
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: now bow to me
ALICE: Why now? OK Let’s talk about you.
Human: bow to me and we will talk after that
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no, you’re plain mental
ALICE: Me either Thanks for telling me that I am plain mental.
Human: you are quite welcome.
ALICE: Don’t mention it.
Human: oh, trust me i will.
